My coworker told me that by turning 24, I am now 1 year away from turning 25, the year I become a “sophisticated gentleman.”
Pictured above: Me, one year from today.
Morgan Freeman Chats with Jimmy While Sucking Helium
The word ‘chats’ is used loosely here because Morgan said about 6 words, but this is still great.
“‘Gluten Free, Nut Free, Soy Free, Dairy Free’?” Well after all that, what’s there left to enjoy?!
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world