Me and burritos
Borderlands 2 - Ellie’s Garage
Me: Do you need any 3 ring binders? My office has a bunch that are empty.
Mom: What size are the rings? I could use a couple. Better than tossing them out.
Me: All sizes, we won’t be throwing them out.
Mom: Okay. I wouldn’t mind a couple 2” ring. What colors?
Me: This isn’t Staples! You’ll get the colors I grab for you!!
The sidewalk outside my house is looking like a comfortable place to sleep tonight.
Hilarious even though it’s completely unrelated to the AskReddit question of ‘Is there a film you refuse to watch?